Once upon a time in a far far away land.Okay,my intro is too plain and boring! Okay,let me start my story again.... She just ate but she was hungry again! While everyone was sleeping,she secretly tiptoed to the kitchen.Not wanting to awake everyone,she stumbled in the dark until she reached the kitchen.She look towards her left and to her right.She looked backwards but she can't see anyone there because it's dark.Using her sense of smell,she located the PORK CHOP.She greedily grabbed the plate and started eating. Just opposite the kitchen is the playroom where all her stuff toys are stuffed or kept or whatever.I can't think of the right term because I'm not Britanic nor Americano.I just know basic English but I'm trying hard because I'm a professional writer. Going back... Anyway,Mrs Piggy was really upset.It really bothered her that PORKCHOP was the girl's favorite food and that's her 877th porkchop for the whole year! Miss Piggy confronted Mr Porky."Honey,we have to do something about this! More of our kind are being murdered.In this house alone,they have been consuming more pork than any meat in the world.This is unacceptable!", cried Mrs Piggy. Mr Porky hugged Mrs Piggy to comfort her.Suddenly,they realized BABE,their daughter was not around.For a moment,they panic."What if she's butchered? What if someone took her away to MILA'S LECHON? She's got the flawless skin and people loved that!" "Honey,she's a stuff toy.She can't just be served in people's plates",said Mr Porky in the most reassuring voice.They were looking for her anywhere in the room only they found this note on her table.... SUICIDE NOTE in JEJEMON .... Mrs Porky started crying hard."Oh god,Oh god.Whatever this note means!Damn you BABE! Why do you have to write this way?! I don't have any idea what this is?! Can you read it Honey?! Can you? Tell me if you could!
Mr Porky looked suddenly lost after reading the note.He looked Mrs Piggy straight in the eye and said,"Honey,don't be disappointed or angry at me but I have no CLUE what this all means"...Both were helpless and irritated for not knowing how to read a jejemon note. And someone was knocking at the door.The girl stood up to open it.No one was there.She closed the door.Washed her hands and tiptoed back to her room. Suddenly,someone tap Mrs Porky and she screamed!(Oh no,she can't scream) I mean she oinked,oinked! "Mom,stop! This is me,BABE!Why are you looking for me? I'm just in my room talking to my suicidal friend via SKYPE! That note is hers. Well,BABES parents asked her to read them the note so they can understand also,they told her about the plan for "NO TO PORK" protest. Not known to the girl,the playroom had been busy all night.Mrs Porky called her friends to talk about the plan.Mr Porky with his sharpened barbecue stick and pork sauce is designing their protest banner. Well BABE is busy using all her social media connections to gain support from the PORKYCHOP family.She also rang her boyfriend Barney for support and he invited his friends down in Sesame Street.She also invited Jollibee with his insecure girlfriend Hetty. And just as the girl was about to sleep,she saw shadows of different sizes from her door.And they are coming nearer and nearer to her.And the door burst open... "Come on wake up sweetheart! Time for school!Come on,it's almost getting late" The girl was just having a bad dream... MORAL LESSON/S
Also,Rumor is true.Barney broke up with BABE because they learn in science that FAT+FAT=GREASE.So they broke up for HEALTH PURPOSES. Til Next time...BYEEEEE!!!!
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