I know,I know,she's irresistably charming that a man would easily fancy right?! But the question is,if you're into SYFY,ACTION & SUPER HERO movies,what do they have in common? For those who watched the movie TRANSFORMERS,have you ever wondered if Megan Fox' role really has a deep significance in the story? Yes,definitely!I think so.In fact,her role is more significant than Michael Bay.If it was not for her alluring eyes,oozing body and sexy messed up hair and killer eyes,the movie might not even make it to millions.Thanks to Megan Fox! Who could not remember her VERY LONG SCENE!(probably long because it was done in slow motion to stretch time).Car won't start,open the hood,stare and pose at the cameraman for a good photoshoot and boooommm!She saved the earth from destruction! Her role in the movie is very significant and the most important of all than Octopus Prime.Oh wait,did I get his name correctly? (Once second,just allow me to check on Wikipedia) OM! I just found out it was OPTIMUS PRIME.Apologies Michael Bay. Anywho,going back to Megan or Mikaela Banes.Her role is the most significant because her killer eyes killed lots of enemies and she burned the others to death through her hot body! And even passersby got killed when they saw her fixing that car because those who are driving didn't realize they were heading to the edge of the road and fell into a cliff.Those who happen to be jogging on the side died because it was too late before they realized they bumped into a street light and got electrocuted into a high voltage live wire because they can't move where they were standing.Also,Sam passed out from heart attack.Mikaela Banes has that effect not only to enemies but also to some random people filming her or watching her on set and now,in the movie cinema. Also,she probably stirred both men and women's peace of mind particularly viewers.Women would kill to have that body or men would kill her boyfriend to steal her away.Something to that effect.So yes,her role is the most important of all. If it wasn't for her oozing body and sexy out fit,a little boy wouldn't be force to ask autograph from her for his daddy.I'm really convinced,she's the most important character in the movie.Very very important.She did all the work.Optimus Prime's voice is sexy though.Yikes,did I just had a crush to a robot?! Have you watched TRANSFORMERS,SPIDERMAN,SUPERMAN,STAR WARS,BATMAN,CAPTAIN AMERICA,THE AVENGERS,WOLVERIN,UNDERWORLD,CATWOMAN,DARE DEVIL,HELL BOY,X MEN,IRON MAN,THOR etc.If not,no one cares and if you did,poor you! Yey you did! If you noticed,most of the leading ladies in these specific movies are super hot.The outfits are usually very artistic that sometimes,I wanted to give Cat woman a jacket,it must be cold wearing that outfit where she basically almost wear....I don't have any idea how they call it in fashion. Another thing,all these movies are directed by men.And I really appreciate their admiration to women.I can see how much delighted and appreciative they are to a womans body.They are not perverts.No,they are just very creative and they love arts.Hence,this explain the role of women in these films produced by unperverted minds.I'm sure of that.That's why they let their leading ladies wear almost nothing even if it's freezing or even if they are under the scorching heat of the sun.So that,the leading man will be force to offer his suit or she's force to strip all together.See,unperverted isn't it. Just my two cents though,if you're bringing your child to watch any of these,just prepare an answer on how to explain Cat woman's outfit.Just tell them the fur is burned and so she got cat fights hence explaining the torn pants and the topless image.And if they ask why she wears a mask when she practically doesn't have any tshirt on,it's called saving face...from being scratch from possible cat fights she might encounter while looking for Spiderman. Also,if you're a fan of underworld and before you even think of wearing those leather suits like Kate Beckinsale,do it during summer season.Free sauna for you in a perfect tropical weather :) And no,the movie industry is all about entertainment really.This is NOT A MARKETING STRATEGY AT ALL.No,never.Their films are very decent that's why they need sexy leading ladies to show off some curves and some skin and sometimes a cleavage.That's art in the world of artistic men in the movie industry :) I can't just help but think of their audience who are usually kids and the social impact on them.I've watched superman and I think who ever came up with his costume is a genius! It's very orignal and very creative really to bring a fresh idea on how to wear undies fashionably.Also,superman defy the traditional way of wearing an underwear because you can actually wear your underwear visibly with a yellow belt! What a fashionista! First of all,it's accpetable to wear large sizes of undies provided that you put belt to secure it.Second of all,don't ask me,let's just move on. Actually,I'm also fascinated by the sense of humor and the VERY POSITIVE SOCIAL impact of some kiddie shows. I'm thinking so much am I.I make things complicated.Downside of being on the night shift,too much avail time makes me restlesss.Well,it's my birthmark. Anyways,compare these two kiddie shows characters. Aside from the fact that they are both jollie,fluffy and cottony or soft and cute,why is Patrick shirtless.On the other hand,why is Pooh PANTLESS & SHORTLESS.Oops,wrong choice of words.Let's say why is Pooh showing his naked bottom?! That didn't sound right either.Why is Pooh's shirt too short? It doesn't even cover the belly part?! Also,I've been dying to figure out their gender.Is Pooh girl or boy? How about Patrick? Or maybe they are gay?! A mystery to solve indeed! Maybe I need Detective Conan. I have so much concern and adoration at the same time.I thought maybe I can write directly to the producers,directors and who ever is concerned.So my letter goes; Dear Kiddie TV/MOVIE producers and directors, Good day! My name is Regina Phalange from the land of Falalala.I'm a super fan of kiddie shows such as,ahmmm...a lot.I can't think of any in specifically beacause I'd probably watched a lot! In fact,I like the friendship of Spongebob and Mufasha when they were in Egypt facing the land of the rising sun.That's magical and very romantic really! It reminds me of my debts in life and the people I cheated on. I also like the friendship between Pooh and Dora.They always hang out together in Bikini Bottom and I think that is a very lovely show. However,I just have a bit of concern for the welfare of the kids who are watching all your shows as well as for the welfare of your characters too. First of all,if you want to to cloth the animals,clothe them fully.I am just concern they might catch colds or cough because Patrick doesn't wear any tshirt and Pooh doesn't have any pants.I'm just concern for health reasons that's all. I also would like to know if Dora's parents are still alive and that she's got a family.Well,I envy her for being hodophilic.I think that's pretty much admirable! At such an early age,Dora is well travelled.She's the only kid I know in this whole world who travelled a lot without resting and without parental guidance at all and also no visa.Is she a magician or a witch in real life? How could she do all those stuff flawlessly? Tell me the truth,does she still have a family and a home to call her own? And where does all her financial funds coming from? Is someone supporting her?Does she also blog her adventures and make money out of it? Also,I think swiper needs counselling assistance.He's such a bully and that's not a cool life to live for the rest of Dora's adventure. Also,I'm wondering.Was Garfield related to Puss in Boots? Was he an uncle,an old relative,a grandfather? Oh wait,what made me think Garfield is a man? Is he? I'm really so confused now! Oh hold on,based on the photo above,I have the impression that Puss is a man as he got Rihanna his girlfriend.Oh was it Rihanna or Beyonce? I don't have my eye glasses so I can't tell.And I like his girlfriends boots and belt.So fashionable.But I like boots hair color and hat too! Now I'm confused all the more! Going back,I really wanted to know if Puss is a decendant of Garfield or maybe a cousin of Barney?! It would be great to hear from you! Maybe you can make a movie explaining the relation of Puss,Garfield and Barney using Quadratic equation with the correlational points of an Acute triangle from an Isosceles Triangle. I think they are somehow related?! Can you see how almost identical Barney and Garfield are? Also,did I mention their playmates on Sesame Street? I think they always hang out together.And if I'm not mistaken,like other kids in school, Barney's playmates are bully.I heard them sing this... You love me I love you Let's go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun bang bang Barney's on the floor Barney's dead and he's gone No more Oops,I totally forget Piglet.I'm also a huge fan of her.I find her friendship with Doraemon extremely beautiful.But wait,It's confusing though.I got all mixed up and I don't know which is which anymore.So I think here's what really happend. Here's the real story.I hope you don't mind if I will retell the story from what I can remember since childhood and if I got it unaccurately then maybe you can send over Jason Statham and Liam Neeson to TAKEN me away through a TRANSPORTER.I'm sure I'm gramatically correct.But if incase I'll fight back and try to escape then you can send over your best agent Angelina Jollie,I'm sure she'll take me down easily and probably due to startruck!And if you need to imprison me somewhere,we have to use the Trans Siberian Railway in Russia but you will be needing Kate Beckinsale to secure me while we are UNDERWORLD. Or if incase I will wake up and will run because I'm chasing Ian and chances are I might go hysterical then make it easier by bringing Adriana Lima and let her stare at me for a few seconds while walking towards me.I'm sure,I'll past out by the time she'll come near me.And don't worry,I will lose consciousness by that time because I'm probably in Dreamland with all these people surrounding me.By then,you can really lock me up and I don't care anymore. SO anyway,here's the summary of those kiddie shows... One day,Pooh got drunk because his ego was hurt by the movie makers so he went to confront Piglet. Doraemon is a cool friend.Like he got all what Piglet needed.When he heard what happened,he went to see Piglet. Doraemon tried hugging Piglet but since he's a robot,Piglet felt colder all the more.It's like embracing a steel lamp post from down the road.Sure,Doraemon is thoughtful but his body is cold.And Piglet realized if she's going to chose between Pooh and Doraemon,it's too racist! It's chosing between a rich intelligent Japanese and a hot Mexican.She thanked Doraemon anyway for the unlimited supply of food and beer.She ate a lot and drink a lot.They were so drunk that they don't know what happened until the following day,she woke up fully transformed with a new name tag "Babe" it says.
As for Babe,she found her one true love Barney and they have a kid named Lilo who fell in love with Tom who's bestfriend is Gerry who's father in law is Tweety Bird with a pet named hello kitty.ANd they had Nemo and Dory for breakfast.Yummy!
End of the story in Narnia :)
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