SO here's where it all started....
Hamish, a resident in Nelson was so worried that his glory athletic body days were gone.He noticed his flabs on his stomach almost forming like a saucer and his wrinkled skin needed work out.He rang 018 to ask for a specific gym that operates in Nelson with a region code of NN. He was given the most requested gym named "heypinkienzdance" that offers different programs for oldies like Hamish.He successfully talk to the owner and had his schedules plotted at his own convenience. The following day,he was upbeat to start his dance workout.He met a very interesting guy across the room named Paul Harris which later on became his very good friend.HeyPinkies' studio is not limited for workout but it also offers different courses such as speech and language tutorial plus the Aura Naturalle, a mental counseling for the depressed. So,how did you end up here? asked Hamish.I...i...i...rrrraaangg..018..and..was. .askiing..king...foforr my brbrbroother in UK but..the..ssstttuuuppidd oooppeeeratorr puttt me through here which I later I kinda enjoy!!! It's like, I was reallyyy meantt to be dump here! Whaatt A-a-a-a coincidence,I met a mate tototodaday! replied Paul Butler.You think so? exclaimed Hamish...The two are in a friendly chitchat when they heard a very loud thud from across the room.They heard tables overturned and a shrieking voice cursing everyone in the room then later followed with an devilish laugh then ended with a sob.The noise came from the counseling room,it was Sue who was on her 5th counseling session with HeyPinkie.She freaked out because she was trying to ring 018 earlier prior to the counseling session but she's on queue so she got very frustrated so she kept swearing and shouting to everyone she meets on the hall way.When asked why she's ringing 018,she informed everyone that it is her first recommended step in her counseling session.Ringing 018 calms her and it is what makes her day,either the agent got freaked out or pissed off or she freaks out and swear to everyone.What freaks her all the more is being transfered to a very rude cold blooded mammal Support desk agent named glow. Only to be disconnected by her after waiting for so long on the queue.HeyPinkie consoled her and eventually told the truth to Sue."Look Sue,I was really sorry to hear you waited for a very long time because I was the one who clogged the queue".I guess there are only 3 people taking the night shift so when I rang them tonight,I spent half an hour teaching the operator how to enunciate the word Manurewa.I thought you were not coming tonight so I did have time to bug them.I never expected you were late for waiting on the queue".... and the they embraced feeling sorry for not getting a VIP treatment from 018. So it's nearly midnight when a suave guy approached the two ladies ."Guess what! he exclaimed confidently.I am also a fan of 018 and I ring them a lot! In fact, yesterday was my victory day coz I was transfered to their help desk a lot!Guess what! He excitedly boasted, while you two were busy teaching or correcting or complaining how poor their service is and their country and English are,Guess what! I obviously pissed all of them,specially the support desk whom I recently talk to.I even called International directory for a number in Fort Lauderdale and I was being transferred from one department to another! Guess what! I rang 018 and bug the operator and I was transferred to the help desk and guess what, I was talking to the same person! I was puzzled and was asking her what magic she did because I just talk to her regarding an international number and guess what! It was really my day coz she was freaking so pissed off! Oh,really! you've done a very good job! You're a darling! Welcome to the club! Oh,by the way? what's your name? asked Heypinkie.. Oh,meet the ever coolest guy in NZ.Name is Guesswhat! That is a very very cool name! Your parents must be a genius in their generation,added Sue.Of course! That's what I thought! boasted Mr guess-what! Sue got a lot better because it seem that they are really a group of special people with special skills,personality and interest-that is to bug all the 018 operators specially those who are on night shift and they call it a day! They sure are one ditzy Asians! commented Sue.They were all busy talking when they heard a very loud rushing knock on the door."I'll get it,offered HeyPinkie.After all,it's my business! I can't believe I'm so popular and sought after even in the middle of the night! As she slowly opens the door..Hi! "Welcome to HeyPinkie Studio how can I.."and she was halfway her speech when a woman pushed her and let herself in without even being invited to come in.She was shouting "the sky is falling down! Come on everyone,run for your lives! It's a free advise! The world is coming to an end! Russia is having war with all the middle east countries! And all my clothes are bought from salvation army, a second hand shop.Even my panties! And those Asians who work with 018,they should be shot!shot!bang!shot dead baby! dead!They were all shocked and asked,"who the hell are you?! in unison. How did you end up here?! said Hamish who just recently joined the group for a coffee.The woman replied, "who cares who I am! The world is ending anyway! My husband rang 018 a while ago and asked for lifeline so I guess that's how I ended here! ANd it's such a cool place to hide! My husband just dumped me here! Hello! protested Heypinkie.But this is not LIFELINE! This is my studio you imbecile moron! Paul Butland interrupted."excuse me but I think it's not fair to treat her that way.She also needs your yoga session perhaps,suggested Paul Butland.Wait...wait! Protested Sue,I was here first so you have to wait! No!!!!! and there was slapping and swearing and shouting, and the whole studio shook! And blood spilled on the floor... A concerned neighbor rang 018 and asked for Nelson noise control.Another neighbor rang 018 and asked for the Nelson Police.In just a few minutes,the Nelson police were all over the place.And everything was vague and nothing but darkness! The following morning,they woke up all in Nelson district Prison. And that was the happiest day of YPG ever!
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