Yette:Listing please in LEE-MING-TON
UK Operator: it's pronounced as LE-MING-TON not leee-meeeengton! Yette: yeah,whatever,I just need a number...
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Jay: Sorry,are you asking for the time in MAGNOLIA?
Maj: hala,baka naman "Mongolia" Caller: Can I have FAULTS number please?
Izzy: Is it for Residential Faults,Business Faults or your faults? Cx: " Can I have Dominos in FLAVORSTREAM?
Miss B: Do you mean Silverstream? Lols! me: If you want I can give you NZ post
cx: No,you know any place I can have sex? me: Oh,I heard parcel.Did you say brothel? cx: Yeah! Like an escort service Cx: Can I have FATAL FEMME in Auckland Please?
Me:Intial reaction;(*&^%$#) Do you mean FEMME FATALE? Cx: yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah! Cx: Surname C-O-C-K-S.Initial is D for Dick !
Me: There's no one listed with that spelling.All the listings I've got are listed with the spelling of "C-O-X" Cx: (still pretending to be super serious) Really?! goodness gracious! Cx:can I have chongki?
(laughs to myself,does this caller knows what an actual chongki is?) me:Chongki where abouts? Cx: What?! Me: Oh,sorry did you say John Key?! Like the MP? cX: yES! Me: I'm so sorry.I have a long day! Me: How can I help you?
Cx: I'm okay ,thank you!Bye now! Cx:" Last name is BARKLA and first name is GAY" I just press MUTE and laugh real hard like I can't even confirm the listing without laughing hard.It's self explanatory!
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As of November 2015, I have surrendered my headset and took a job that doesn't let you talk at all. I sometimes miss talking to callers on the phone and I will miss updating this blog.
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