Dear people who have exams,
When I was your age I worked extremely hard to do the best that I possibly could. But please don’t forget that there’s more to life than the periodic table and stressing yourself silly. Grades are always lovely to fall back on, but don’t break yourselves in the process of trying to achieve them! On my sixteenth birthday I took my GCSE History exam and wrote 4 pages on how Billy the Kid was an honourable SHERIFF. We all make mistakes. I also didn’t revise for Religious Studies and made up Bible passages which resulted in achieving an A on results day. So as they say in the Third Testament: ”[…] life is more than the quest to test oneself. Thou shalt not be degraded through grading, but be enlightened through ice cream. Let our best be proven by the relationships we cultivate, not determined by needless algebraic equation. Unless of course, we’re using such methods to solve crime.” -via RoseEllenDix tumblr Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone. Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world. Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid. Fifth plot twist: The world actually gets repopulated with somewhat intelligent people, unlike in the movie Idiocracy, which our world is currently going through. |
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“I am half child, half ancient.”
— Björk "I've built a wall around me,never letting anybody inside and trying not to venture outside myself"
- Haruki Murakami |