Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Fifth plot twist: The world actually gets repopulated with somewhat intelligent people, unlike in the movie Idiocracy, which our world is currently going through.