Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone. Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world. Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid. Fifth plot twist: The world actually gets repopulated with somewhat intelligent people, unlike in the movie Idiocracy, which our world is currently going through.
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