Caller: I'm looking for a hooker. You know a prostitute maybe. Someone who will give me a good time tonight. Me and my mates are celebrating & we need to be entertained. We deserve it !
Me: sorry, what's the name ? Caller: My name is K-E-V-I-N! You got that? I repeat.... Me: Kevin, I don't need your name! Also, I know what a hooker is, no need to describe!!!! # ugggg, downside of nightshift & drunk customer. (RD ko na, tumatak pa din sa utak ko, haha)
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Cx: It's for my friend really but can you give me a sex chatline?
LOl! Cx: Can you give me a number for a hitman?
Chaps: TANGA! Tang ina,sino bang tanga na magpopost ng number nya online pag yun ang trabaho nya? Eh di huli sya agad! (I actually find chaps more hilarious than the caller) cX: "If you can't be good then atleast take care"
(best thing I've ever heard from a caller) "Hey mate,I rang a while ago asking for a whore and I was given a boat company.I'm wanting a whore to FUCK and not a fucking boat!
Cx: ( a bit shy) Ahm,can I have a sex line?
Me: Anything in mind or just anyone? (I'm refering to the name of the Company) Cx: yeah,black girls! cx: What's your name?
me: April cx: April,your name is very beautiful.It means spring day.And may all the glorious days come to you and you be blessed cx: Tell me,how's everybody doing in the Philippines now?
me: We're starting over.Some trying to rebuild their homes and some trying to find ways to start over,thank you very much cx: It's just terrible.How I wish I can get there to help you guys.I grew up in Belfast and was surrounded with Filipino kids.My mom use to take care of them and she's good with kids,by the way she passed away.I'm sure if she's alive,she will do everything to help. Cx: I'm wondering if you happen to have a listing for my son's phone number.Well,I have to have a back up plan.He really seem so busy at work and I know he's working during Easter that he don't remember his own mother anymore.
The last time we talked,he said his phone is (spelled it) F -U -C -K- E- D as kids now a days puts it. (giggles) caller: I'm sorry to disturb you but I'm trying to ring an old friend in Australia who is celebrating her 101 birthday today and everytime I ring nobody is picking up the phone and I think she might be so excited while celebrating her birthday right now and don't notice that I'm ringing them or it could be that... "oh God" I hope she's still alive by now! it could be that she's not in good condition and I'm an old friend and I just want to greet her that's all but I can't get through..
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August 2015
As of November 2015, I have surrendered my headset and took a job that doesn't let you talk at all. I sometimes miss talking to callers on the phone and I will miss updating this blog.
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